A full tank costs an arm. Your holiday, the other one.
The dream holiday you can no longer afford: a full trip in 10 realistic photos, without leaving your sofa.
Not convinced? Not charged.
MONDAY · 09:02 · COFFEE MACHINE
Monday, 9:02 am, at the coffee machine.
Instagram is even worse: sunsets, cocktails, toes in the sand. You nod along, sipping your lukewarm coffee. Another summer with nothing… to tell.
JulieSantorini was magical. The sunsets, honestly…
KarimLisbon was amazing. I ate forty pastéis de nata.
The internI "did Japan".
YouMe? Er… my balcony. It was very nice, my balcony.
What if this year you went away… without moving?
Choose your destination, send a few photos of yourself, and receive a full trip in 10 realistic photos: the arrival, the beach, the restaurant, the stroll, the sunset. A different outfit in every photo. Nobody at the coffee machine will notice.
€0 on petrol
No fuel, no tolls, no parking. Your car says thanks.
At least 10 photos
A real trip that tells a story, not one lonely photo that screams "edited".
Outfits that change
As if you'd stayed several days. You even remembered your swimsuit.
Zero kilometres. Zero fuel. Zero kerosene.
Your trip started no car, flew no plane, burned not a drop of petrol. You tan on Instagram, the planet breathes a little. Everybody wins.
OK, our servers use a bit of electricity to make your photos. We won't pretend we're saving the planet.
- 0kilometres driven
- 0 Lof fuel burned
- 0planes taken
- 0suitcases lost at the airport
The CO2 counter
230 kg CO2e
not emitted by the trip you didn't take: Paris ⇄ Barcelona by car
Estimate: return trip from Paris, 1 person, approximate distances, ADEME emission factors (impactco2.fr, October 2026), contrails included for planes. Does not include the energy used to make your photos.
Not far. Not that expensive. But too expensive for you.
The destinations your colleagues dream of, within reach of your sofa.
Barcelona
10 hours of driving, 2 full tanks, 0 euros spent.
See the trip
Lisbon
Pastéis de nata, without the 6 am budget flight.
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Rome
The Trevi Fountain, without the coin to throw.
See the trip
Amsterdam
The canals by bike, without the sore legs.
See the trip
French Riviera
La Croisette, without the €40-a-day parking.
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Corsica
The calanques, without the overpriced ferry.
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Peaugres Safari
The bush in Ardèche, without the fuel bill to Peaugres. Bears, giraffes and monkeys on the bonnet, from your sofa.
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The OM-PSG Classico
The stadium atmosphere, the scarf and the goal as your wallpaper, without the €150 ticket or 8 hours on the motorway. Pick your side: we won't judge. Well, a little.
Pick my sideFrance's most photogenic spots, picked for travellers.
Visiting France? Here are the backdrops everyone wants on their phone: the Route des Crêtes above the sea, lavender fields in full bloom, lavender seen from a hot-air balloon, and Limoges, the porcelain capital. We tell you where and when to go… and if you've already flown home, we'll make the photos anyway.
The Route des Crêtes
Between Cassis and La Ciotat, a cliff-top road above France's highest sea cliffs. Best spots: Cap Canaille, Pas de la Colle and the La Ciotat semaphore.
See the spot
Lavender fields in bloom
The Valensole plateau, Sénanque Abbey, Sault: purple rows as far as the eye can see, in bloom from mid-June to mid-July. Provence's number one photo backdrop.
See the spot
Lavender by hot-air balloon
Take off at dawn above the Valensole plateau: purple rows beneath the basket, the Alps on the horizon. The most spectacular memory of the summer.
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Limoges, the porcelain capital
Bénédictins station, the medieval Boucherie quarter, the cathedral above the Vienne river. And a slice of clafoutis to finish.
See the spotWhen to go?
Lavender: mid-June to mid-July, before the harvest. Come early morning or late afternoon for the best light and fewer crowds.
Respect the fields
The fields are private farmland: stay on the edges or in the paths, don't pick the flowers, don't trample the rows. Watch out for bees!
Route des Crêtes: check first
The road may close in strong winds or when fire risk is high in summer. Check with the Cassis or La Ciotat tourist office before you go.
Three steps, zero suitcases.
Choose your destination
Barcelona, Rome, Corsica… or the giraffes of Peaugres.
Send 3 to 5 photos of yourself
Sharp face, natural light. They're deleted after 24 h.
Receive your trip in 10 photos
You like them: €3. You don't: €0.
Yes, but…
Will people be able to tell it's fake?
Natural light, different outfits, varied framing: your photos look like any holidaymaker's. Only an AI watermark reader will know.
And what happens to my photos?
They're used to generate your pack, then deleted after 24 h. Full stop. Everything about your photos.
Isn't paying for a fake holiday a bit sad?
Less sad than talking about your balcony for the third year in a row. And at €3, it's the price of a coffee.
What if I don't like the result?
You won't be charged. Zero risk, zero euros.
Your next trip starts on your sofa.
€3 for 10 photos. Not convinced? Not charged.
AI-generated images, invisible watermark included.