Your holiday on the French Riviera. Without going.
La Croisette, without the €40-a-day parking.
The trip you didn't take cost you…
Rough amounts, estimated with plenty of bad faith and a little truth.
SOFA SERVICE STATION
French Riviera trip · not taken
- Return fuel
€175.00 - Tolls
€92.60 - Parking, 3 days
€120.00 - "Sea view" room (sideways)
€450.00 - Rosé on the terrace
€39.00
SAVED€876.60
PHOTOS10
KM DRIVEN0
FUEL BURNED0 L
CO2 NOT EMITTED*≈ 210 kg
THANK YOU FOR NOT COMING
SEE YOU SOON (NOT REALLY)
* CO2: 1,860 km in a petrol car. Return trip from Paris, 1 person, approximate distances, ADEME emission factors (impactco2.fr, October 2026), contrails included for planes. Does not include the energy used to make your photos.
What's in your French Riviera pack
A different outfit in every photo, just like a real stay of several days.
A real pack example, with a fictional model. Yours will have your face.
Arriving on the Promenade des Anglais 
Pebble beach 
Colourful Old Nice 
Socca at the market 
La Croisette in Cannes 
Marina 
Villa on the corniche 
Ice cream in the sun 
Sunset over the bay 
One last rosé
Your coffee-machine survival kit
Three stories ready to tell. Guaranteed impossible to check.
"Pebbles hurt. But they're chic."
— you, Monday, 8:45 am, sunglasses on your head
"I saw a yacht. It didn't see me."
— you, Wednesday, 12:03 pm, in the canteen queue
"Parking cost more than my room. Totally normal."
— you, Thursday, 4:30 pm, on your break
The French Riviera pack
The price of a coffee, not a full tank
€3 for 10 photos
Not convinced? Not charged.
- At least 10 HD photos
- A different outfit in every photo
- Delivered in minutes
- Your source photos deleted after 24 h
- Invisible AI watermark (SynthID)
Ready to go to the French Riviera without leaving your sofa?
€3 for 10 photos. Not convinced? Not charged.