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Destination · Corsica

Your holiday in Corsica. Without going.

The calanques, without the overpriced ferry.

I'm off to Corsica (without leaving) See the 10 photos
Thib raises his arm, smiling above the red Calanques de Piana and the turquoise sea
Greetings from Corsica
The maths

The trip you didn't take cost you…

Rough amounts, estimated with plenty of bad faith and a little truth.

SOFA SERVICE STATION

Corsica trip · not taken

  • Fuel to the port€110.00
  • Ferry with the car€480.00
  • Holiday cottage, 4 nights€520.00
  • Corsican charcuterie "to take home"€62.00
  • The Moor's head t-shirt€15.00

SAVED€1,187.00

PHOTOS10

KM DRIVEN0

FUEL BURNED0 L

CO2 NOT EMITTED*≈ 170 kg

THANK YOU FOR NOT COMING
SEE YOU SOON (NOT REALLY)

* CO2: 1,550 km in a petrol car, ferry crossing not included. Return trip from Paris, 1 person, approximate distances, ADEME emission factors (impactco2.fr, October 2026), contrails included for planes. Does not include the energy used to make your photos.

Corsica pack example

Weekend with Jeff

A different outfit in every photo, just like a real stay of several days.

Demo made with Thib's permission. Jeff held the camera.

  1. Thib on the ferry deck arriving in Corsica
    Day 1: the ferry (Jeff got seasick)
  2. Thib in a white shirt above the red Calanques de Piana
    The Calanques de Piana
  3. Thib sitting on a towel on a white sand beach
    White sand beach
  4. Thib driving a convertible on a Corsican mountain road, smiling at the camera
    The mountain road (Jeff shut his eyes on every bend)
  5. Thib in a cobbled lane of a hilltop village
    Hilltop village
  6. Thib in front of the Bonifacio citadel on its white cliffs
    Bonifacio (Jeff missed the shot 12 times)
  7. Thib in front of a Corsican charcuterie board with a glass of wine
    The charcuterie board
  8. Thib in the turquoise water of a cove
    Swimming (Jeff: "the water's lovely!")
  9. Thib sitting on a rock facing the sea at sunset, a Genoese tower in the distance
    Sunset over the sea
  10. Thib on the ferry deck leaving Corsica
    One last look from the deck
Bonus

Your coffee-machine survival kit

Three stories ready to tell. Guaranteed impossible to check.

"I passed more pigs than cars on the road."

— you, Monday, 9:21 am, running late

"The road was so twisty my GPS threw up."

— you, Tuesday, 10:05 am, by the photocopier

"The water was so clear I could see my feet. And my regrets."

— you, Friday, 12:30 pm, at Gérard's leaving drinks
Price

The Corsica pack

The price of a coffee, not a full tank

€3 for 10 photos

Not convinced? Not charged.

  • At least 10 HD photos
  • A different outfit in every photo
  • Delivered in minutes
  • Your source photos deleted after 24 h
  • Invisible AI watermark (SynthID)
I'm off to Corsica (without leaving)

Ready to go to Corsica without leaving your sofa?

€3 for 10 photos. Not convinced? Not charged.

Your travel dates (optional)

Your photos will have the real weather of those days on location: sun, rain or snow.

Sharp face, from the front and three-quarter view, no sunglasses or filters.

€3 card authorisation, charged only if you like your pack.

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