Your holiday on the Route des Crêtes. Without going.
The cliffs of Cassis, without the hairpin bends that make you carsick.

The best spots, for real
Actually in France? Here's where to go. If not, your photo pack is waiting below.
Cap Canaille viewpoint
The star viewpoint: Cassis, its bay and the calanques at your feet, from the top of the cliffs.
Pas de la Colle
The first big viewpoint on the way up from Cassis, perfect for a photo with the winding road.
Soubeyranes cliffs
Ochre cliffs with spectacular rock layers. Stay behind the railings: the drop is dizzying.
La Ciotat semaphore
A bird's-eye view of Île Verte and the Bec de l'Aigle rock. Best at sunset.
Good to know
The road (about 15 km) may close in strong winds or when fire risk is high in summer: check before you go. There is no shuttle: go by car, bike or on foot. Bring water, there is almost no shade.
The trip you didn't take cost you…
Rough amounts, estimated with plenty of bad faith and a little truth.
SOFA SERVICE STATION
Route des Crêtes trip · not taken
- Return fuel
€165.00 - Tolls
€85.00 - Parking in Cassis, 3 days
€75.00 - Room with a "calanque view" (from afar)
€420.00 - Bouillabaisse at the port
€65.00
SAVED€810.00
PHOTOS10
KM DRIVEN0
FUEL BURNED0 L
CO2 NOT EMITTED*≈ 180 kg
THANK YOU FOR NOT COMING
SEE YOU SOON (NOT REALLY)
* CO2: 1,600 km in a petrol car. Return trip from Paris, 1 person, approximate distances, ADEME emission factors (impactco2.fr, October 2026). Does not include the energy used to make your photos.
What's in your Route des Crêtes pack
A different outfit in every photo, just like a real stay of several days.
A real pack example, with a fictional model. Yours will have your face.

Setting off from the port of Cassis 
Hairpin bends of the Route des Crêtes 
Cap Canaille viewpoint 
Pas de la Colle 
Soubeyranes cliffs 
View over the calanques 
La Ciotat semaphore 
Panoramic picnic 
Sunset over the cliffs 
Ice cream at La Ciotat harbour
Your coffee-machine survival kit
Three stories ready to tell. Guaranteed impossible to check.
"Cap Canaille is nearly 400 metres of cliff. I looked down once. Just once."
— you, Monday, 8:50 am, still a bit pale
"Every bend, a better view than the last. And a greener passenger."
— you, Tuesday, 10:15 am, at the printer
"Sunset over the cliffs is beyond words. But I'll tell you about it anyway."
— you, Friday, 5:55 pm, coat already on
The Route des Crêtes pack
The price of a coffee, not a full tank
€3 for 10 photos
Not convinced? Not charged.
- At least 10 HD photos
- A different outfit in every photo
- Delivered in minutes
- Your source photos deleted after 24 h
- Invisible AI watermark (SynthID)
Ready to hit the Route des Crêtes without leaving your sofa?
€3 for 10 photos. Not convinced? Not charged.