Destination · Peaugres Safari · Ardèche

Your safari in Peaugres. Without filling up the tank.

The bush in Ardèche, without the fuel bill to Peaugres. Bears, giraffes and monkeys on the bonnet, from your sofa.

A woman traveller laughs at her car window facing two giraffes in a safari park
Greetings from the Peaugres Safari
The maths

The trip you didn't take cost you…

Rough amounts, estimated with plenty of bad faith and a little truth.

SOFA SERVICE STATION

Peaugres Safari trip · not taken


  • Return fuel to Ardèche€95.00
  • Park entry, family€112.00
  • The overpriced sandwich€11.50
  • Binocular rental€8.00
  • The giraffe plushie the kid begged for€24.90

SAVED€251.40

PHOTOS10

KM DRIVEN0

FUEL BURNED0 L

CO2 NOT EMITTED*≈ 120 kg


THANK YOU FOR NOT COMING
SEE YOU SOON (NOT REALLY)

* CO2: 1,080 km in a petrol car. Return trip from Paris, 1 person, approximate distances, ADEME emission factors (impactco2.fr, October 2026), contrails included for planes. Does not include the energy used to make your photos.

Your pack

What's in your Peaugres Safari pack

A different outfit in every photo, just like a real stay of several days.

A real pack example, with a fictional model. Yours will have your face.

  1. Khaki shirt at the wheel on the safari park track
    Driving into the safari circuit
  2. Two baboons on the car bonnet
    Monkeys on the bonnet
  3. Khaki jacket and binoculars facing the bears in the valley
    Bears in the valley
  4. Mustard shirt at the window, a giraffe very close
    Giraffes by the track
  5. White shirt and hat in front of a herd of zebras
    Zebras on the plain
  6. Burgundy sweatshirt at the window facing bison on the track
    A herd of bison
  7. Pink shirt, laughing at two curious ostriches
    Curious ostriches
  8. Arms wide open facing the Ardèche hills
    View over the Ardèche hills
  9. Picnic on a checked tablecloth in the shade
    Picnic break
  10. Selfie in a blue t-shirt with a giraffe behind
    Selfie with a giraffe behind
Bonus

Your coffee-machine survival kit

Three stories ready to tell. Guaranteed impossible to check.

"A monkey sat on my windscreen for ten minutes. We bonded."

— you, Monday, 9:02 am

"The giraffe looked down on me. Literally."

— you, Wednesday, 3:10 pm, on your break

"I crawled along for two hours. Like the ring road, but with bears."

— you, Friday, 11:45 am, at the team drinks
Price

The Peaugres Safari pack

The price of a coffee, not a full tank

€3 for 10 photos

Not convinced? Not charged.

  • At least 10 HD photos
  • A different outfit in every photo
  • Delivered in minutes
  • Your source photos deleted after 24 h
  • Invisible AI watermark (SynthID)
I'm off to the Peaugres Safari (without leaving)

Ready to go to the Peaugres Safari without leaving your sofa?

€3 for 10 photos. Not convinced? Not charged.

Your travel dates (optional)

Your photos will have the real weather of those days on location: sun, rain or snow.

Sharp face, from the front and three-quarter view, no sunglasses or filters.

€3 card authorisation, charged only if you like your pack.

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