Your holiday in Lisbon. Without going.
Pastéis de nata, without the 6 am budget flight.
The trip you didn't take cost you…
Rough amounts, estimated with plenty of bad faith and a little truth.
SOFA SERVICE STATION
Lisbon trip · not taken
- Budget flight + "optional" luggage
€248.00 - Airport shuttle
€24.00 - Airbnb, 3 nights
€315.00 - Pastéis de nata (a dozen)
€18.00 - The ceramic Barcelos rooster
€15.00
SAVED€620.00
PHOTOS10
KM DRIVEN0
FUEL BURNED0 L
CO2 NOT EMITTED*≈ 530 kg
THANK YOU FOR NOT COMING
SEE YOU SOON (NOT REALLY)
* CO2: 2 × 1,450 km by plane. Return trip from Paris, 1 person, approximate distances, ADEME emission factors (impactco2.fr, October 2026), contrails included for planes. Does not include the energy used to make your photos.
What's in your Lisbon pack
A different outfit in every photo, just like a real stay of several days.
A real pack example, with a fictional model. Yours will have your face.
Arriving in Alfama 
Yellow tram 28 
Pastéis de nata 
Miradouro de Santa Luzia 
Belém Tower 
Azulejo-tiled lanes 
Fado on a terrace 
LX Factory 
Sunset over the Tagus 
One last galão
Your coffee-machine survival kit
Three stories ready to tell. Guaranteed impossible to check.
"Lisbon has seven hills. I climbed all seven. I cried seven times."
— you, Monday, 8:58 am, before everyone else
"I ate fourteen pastéis de nata. For culture."
— you, Tuesday, 11:12 am, at the vending machine
"Tram 28? An hour's queue for twenty minutes standing."
— you, Thursday, 3:40 pm, on your break
The Lisbon pack
The price of a coffee, not a full tank
€3 for 10 photos
Not convinced? Not charged.
- At least 10 HD photos
- A different outfit in every photo
- Delivered in minutes
- Your source photos deleted after 24 h
- Invisible AI watermark (SynthID)
Ready to go to Lisbon without leaving your sofa?
€3 for 10 photos. Not convinced? Not charged.