Your holiday in Amsterdam. Without going.
The canals by bike, without the sore legs.
The trip you didn't take cost you…
Rough amounts, estimated with plenty of bad faith and a little truth.
SOFA SERVICE STATION
Amsterdam trip · not taken
- Return fuel
€160.00 - Tolls and outrageous parking
€120.00 - Tiny hotel, 3 nights
€390.00 - Bike rental
€45.00 - The pair of wooden clogs
€15.00
SAVED€730.00
PHOTOS10
KM DRIVEN0
FUEL BURNED0 L
CO2 NOT EMITTED*≈ 110 kg
THANK YOU FOR NOT COMING
SEE YOU SOON (NOT REALLY)
* CO2: 1,010 km in a petrol car. Return trip from Paris, 1 person, approximate distances, ADEME emission factors (impactco2.fr, October 2026), contrails included for planes. Does not include the energy used to make your photos.
What's in your Amsterdam pack
A different outfit in every photo, just like a real stay of several days.
A real pack example, with a fictional model. Yours will have your face.
Arriving at Central Station 
Cycling along the canals 
Leaning houses 
Boat trip 
Flower market 
The Jordaan district 
Fries with mayo 
In front of the museum 
Bridge lit up at night 
Farewell stroopwafel
Your coffee-machine survival kit
Three stories ready to tell. Guaranteed impossible to check.
"I nearly got run over by 400 bikes. At the same time."
— you, Monday, 9:07 am
"The houses lean. So did I, after the bike ride."
— you, Tuesday, 2:20 pm, on a video call with the camera off
"It rained three times a day. They call that 'nice weather'."
— you, Friday, 5:58 pm, putting your coat on
The Amsterdam pack
The price of a coffee, not a full tank
€3 for 10 photos
Not convinced? Not charged.
- At least 10 HD photos
- A different outfit in every photo
- Delivered in minutes
- Your source photos deleted after 24 h
- Invisible AI watermark (SynthID)
Ready to go to Amsterdam without leaving your sofa?
€3 for 10 photos. Not convinced? Not charged.